united campus ministry @ ecu

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly
that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what
should he do?

His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her
flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment
for a home--cooked meal?"

He thought this was a great strategy, and arranged a
date for a week later. His mother called the day after
the big date to see how things had gone.

"The evening was a disaster," he moaned.

"Why, didn't she come over?" asked his mother.

"Oh, she came over, but she refused to cook."